Warcraft 2 Bio

Main WC2 Username	FatAlbert
Other Usernames	Z06Vette, NoLuV4HoeS
Began Playing	1st kali reg 96831, so whenever that was...around 95 or 96 though
Quit Playing	Haven't played since April '02, but haven't played "competitively" since around 2000
Map / Speed / Resource Preference	water maps...foc/low/ef my fav
Favorite Unit	whatever works, can't fuck with the lusted ogre though
Clans You've Belonged To	Dark Fear, Unforgiven, Dark Alliance, Sudden Impact, 24/7
Accomplishments	Hands down one of the worst players to play the game for this long.
Favorite Allies	Gen19 (Cajun), Drax, Stalin
Favorite Enemies	I hated Azteca with a passion back on kali. Just cuz he was awesome and handed my ass to me after almost every game.
Contact Info	AIM: BlueZ06Vette

Real Life Bio

Real Name	Jeff Polster
Birthday	February 13, 1982
Location	home - Red Bluff, CA; school - San Luis Obispo, CA
Occupation	student, mill bitch.
Life & Career Goals	Going to school at Cal Poly for Mechanical Engineering, goal is to get a job where i can finally afford my vette, then to some day become a corvette engineer.
Musical preferences	Pretty much anything, mostly rap/hip hop
Favorite Political Party	Republican
Hobbies	Hunting, snowboarding, working on my school's formula car, video games
Hottest LAY-dee (or fella!)	Tara Reid
Quote	I don't think I have one, my fav war2 quote has still gotta be MeaT or Nauticals delivering the "?uck you" like nobody else can

Long Form Answers

Best skill?

me and stalin used to lay down some pretty mean beatdowns on foc, one jugging one taking exps. So depending on what my spot was either jugging or expanding.

Worst “skill”?

rushing, 12/2 battles

If you could change one thing about War2 what would it be?

no fastest speed (duh)

Favorite strategy?

Getting big.

Anything you regret?

none really, just that spending so much time on this game really got me nowhere in life

Confessions

I think I'm one of the few people who can actually say I've never downloaded a hack, not even to "test" in single player or with a fake name

Most memorable games/times?

First time i ever allied MeaT for Dark Alliance, me and him beat Azteca and Archy on gow from 8/6. Yes, archy, it happened no matter how much you'd like to deny it. Me and meat then consistantly lost every game we allied each other until we finally decided not to ally anymore.

What makes you memorable?

nothing really, just been around a long time. I've really accomplished nothing in this game.

Who was the best of all time?

impossible question to answer, but I have to stick with Stalin. And as much as I used to hate him, Azteca was really fucking good.