Warcraft 2 Bio
|Main WC2 Username||Guruchild|
|Map / Speed / Resource Preference||Spiral/Even Faster/Low|
|Clans You've Belonged To||None, ever|
Yo yo hey whassap i just wan give a big shout out to yo momma
Real Life Bio
|Real Name||Matt Butcher|
|Birthday||January 21, 1979|
|Occupation||Sex Advice site webmaster|
|Life & Career Goals||$1 mil by age 25|
|Musical preferences||My ass makes some nice noise.|
|Hottest LAY-dee (or fella!)||Lauren Ambrose|
|Quote||"Minimum wage is natural selection at work." -me|
Long Form Answers
If you could change one thing about War2 what would it be?
Sappering the hell out of someone's main (I'm talking taking out everything in one go not this 3 farm newbie shit.)
Anything you regret?
Winning a 2v1 on gow that lasted for 4 hours
Thoughts on debatable issues
Athletes foot is caused by the Jews. No doubt about it.
What makes you memorable?
My plethora of personality perks and my dashing good looks.
How did you get your name?
It's a paradox. Only one person who has mentioned the origin of my name has gotten that.
Who was the best of all time?
No one. There will always be someone better.
Describe your “career” from start to finish.
I played. I conquered. I left.