Warcraft 2 Bio

Main WC2 Username	~towel
Other Usernames	tight102, abstract[FucT], velo[Ng], ~EarthBound, -ocelot-, ~Wh@T, eS[recapilate], ReVeLaTiONxRL, many others
Began Playing	Uhh.. maybe like February of 2000 or something
Map / Speed / Resource Preference	Pos BNE/Fastest/High (fuck you, totally sweet)
Favorite Unit	Panda Wizard
Clans You've Belonged To	102, FucT, Ng, eS, xRL, and a couple others
Accomplishments	Uhh well, I'm wicked ultra cool and funny (much wicked ultra cooler than ANYONE, even Santa). I'm one of the best TEAM fastest players and I'm just a nice player, so that's probably why I'm on this "who's who of whatever" thing. I once ate like 3 pizzas in a can .. yeah!!
Favorite Allies	L@querhead, Sparkz102, Kind[Bud]-, DS~anomaly, Doritoe-, uhh.. thee's probably more but .. yeah.
Favorite Enemies	Good hygiene, good taste, country music
Contact Info	AIM: t o a b 77

Real Life Bio

Real Name	Kevin
Info About Yourself	Born August 1985 (don't know the day). Uhh. I don't have a pic right now, I might be able to get one later. I'm 5'11, 130 lbs, blue eyes, blonde short hair, I dress like I fit in with the ska scene, but I really don't.
Location	Central Massacusetts, East Coast Pride MOTHER FUCKERS
Life & Career Goals	Eat a can of tacks, beat up 3 small children with an aluminum baseball bat, eat a dog, fuck a dog, fuck a dog while eating it, and burp out the alphabet 26 times.
Musical preferences	Mostly Ska / Punk with some Emo / Metal. Not gonna get into detail, way too much work
Favorite Political Party	Plumber
Hobbies	Music, Tennis, kicking everyone's ass at everything, especially Tennis
Hottest LAY-dee (or fella!)	My gf, sorry, no pic

Long Form Answers

Best skill?

Flipping burgers

Worst “skill”?

Self-esteem

If you could change one thing about War2 what would it be?

People's egos. They care way too much about this game. It's fun, but a lot funner if you can fucken chill.

Favorite strategy?

1rax "rush" and all the fun stuff that comes with it!

Anything you regret?

Almost being caught by my mom when I was whacking off.

Confessions

I like girls.

Suspicions

I suspect that some war2 players do not like girls, namely Drunken_smurf and ava_lust

Thoughts on debatable issues

I think that we should kill everyone other than me and hot girls, then give me the hot girls and I will make a new world. You will all DIE. DIE. DIE.

Most memorable games/times?

I have no memories. I am dead inside.

What makes you memorable?

I have no fucking idea. I'm pretty good at war2, I guess I'm nice and/or funny, and I don't treat people like shit. Except you. Fuck you. I'ma eat your offspring after I kill EVERY FAMILY MEMBER. DIE. DIE. DIE.

How did you get your name?

Well, I was showering, grabbed a towel, went "damn,
this is SWEET!" and was like "DAMN!!! DDAAAAAAMN!! I WANT TO NAME ME WAR2
NAME AFTER DAAAAAMN! THIS! DAAAMN!!"

Who was the best of all time?

Bob Sagat. Damn. He's super-dope.

Describe your “career” from start to finish.

Uhh.. I'm not too bad at ef, but I don't play much now. Or at least not seriously. All this shit talk just isn't fun. I've been playing for like uhhh 2 years or something. I guess I'm very well known in the fastest community. I like to eat things that are inanimate.

Any parting words?

I don't take anything about this very seriously, but it should make for a "good read". (.)(.) HAHAHAH. BOOBS OR EYEBALLS?!!?