Warcraft 2 Bio

Main WC2 Username	Guruchild
Began Playing	1995
Quit Playing	1999
Map / Speed / Resource Preference	Spiral/Even Faster/Low
Favorite Unit	Sappers
Clans You've Belonged To	None, ever
Accomplishments	Haha.
Favorite Enemies	Shlonglor
Shout-Outs	Yo yo hey whassap i just wan give a big shout out to yo momma

Real Life Bio

Real Name	Matt Butcher
Birthday	January 21, 1979
Location	Columbus, Ohio
Occupation	Sex Advice site webmaster
Life & Career Goals	$1 mil by age 25
Musical preferences	My ass makes some nice noise.
Hobbies	web
Hottest LAY-dee (or fella!)	Lauren Ambrose
Quote	"Minimum wage is natural selection at work." -me

Long Form Answers

Best skill?

don't remember

Worst “skill”?

don't remember

If you could change one thing about War2 what would it be?

Sappering the hell out of someone's main (I'm talking taking out everything in one go not this 3 farm newbie shit.)

Favorite strategy?

1995

Anything you regret?

Winning a 2v1 on gow that lasted for 4 hours

Thoughts on debatable issues

Athletes foot is caused by the Jews. No doubt about it.

What makes you memorable?

My plethora of personality perks and my dashing good looks.

How did you get your name?

It's a paradox. Only one person who has mentioned the origin of my name has gotten that.

Who was the best of all time?

No one. There will always be someone better.

Describe your “career” from start to finish.

I played. I conquered. I left.